na its coz you lot are sapping my will to live... Im going to the shop now to get some will to live water...
you aint gonna get any sitting in the hoos getting sozzeled. get yer self down the park with yer trackies on. take a hip flask, meet some ladeez.
one I don't wear "trackies" and to, one does not go to the parks in my area. I speak English and it upsets the wild life. I shudder to think wat ladeez may be found there. your idea of conduit sounded better...
As an agony aunt you ought to have known better than to go wandering round Hampstead Heath at night in a vest.