How To Pick Up Woman... ( Or Men For The Ladies... Or Exige)

This is soooo true and the best bit of advice so far - this is the French chicks house I am 'interviewing' on skype this weekend, no good if they haven't got money

 

what qualities are you looking for in a wumin exe?
does she have to come with one of these?

 

That's an option when my charm fails me, but perhaps one with no hands too?

 

never done you any harm, or is it just deep pockets?

 

I dunno, if they have 2 heads it will feel like a three some, I'd suggest heading towards Norfolk

 

It was an umbrella stand -a nice snug holder to put your wet brolly near the front entrance

 

Or a nice pussy

 

Chiz,

When I was a fair bit younger than you now I had just got out of a relationship and made it very clear I didn't want another one.... women seem to find that a challenge and I had more than I knew what to do with.
But since you and I are VERY different people here's some real advice.

Recently a friend wanted to loose some weight and joined Fat Fighters or whatever it is called. As a recent divorcee he found loads of women. Women by the bucket load. Great if you like bucket shaped women.

Given your options perhaps you shouldn't limit yourself to just 50% of the available fishes..... Consider GrinderR?

 

Join some clubs - something you like

Cookery course maybe - you’ll find plenty of feeders there

Waitrose I hear is good to - just look confused and lost in the Home ware section / they’ll soon find you

Ps I met Wantz in a Shell service station ;p

 

When in my mid 20s I moved to a new town where I new nobody and I was single.

Thursday evenings in Sainsbury’s was like a singles club. Women would any excuse to bump into me, need help or just engage in random conversation.

 

just remember chiz, a woman, is not just for crimbo.

 

Was it here?

 

She is if you give them Loz's name and address as your own before you scarper

 

My Nan used to have an elephants foot


I've got a lot of aunts and uncles.

 

surely if yer wanting laid the last thing you wanna do is impersonate loz?

 

There is everything I needed in that isle

 

You better look out. Next headline in the Sun ‘Scottish mechanic touched my spark plugs!’

Sins of the past are being judged by the standards of today...

 

in which case. i'm going doooowwwnn.
but meh, it was worth it

 

Better than a camels toe ! Well in some circles