A Lil Present For The Forum :-)

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Exige, Apr 9, 2018.

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  1. Well that's just plain silly, if any of us could do that, we'd never need to get married
     
    #21 noobie, Apr 12, 2018
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  2. I could until a few years ago :eyes:
     
    #22 Exige, Apr 12, 2018
  3. This raises two questions
    (1) How on earth did you know you could do that?
    (2) Did you only get married after you could not anymore?
     
    #23 noobie, Apr 12, 2018
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  4. 1) It was obvious really
    2) Yes
    :)
     
    #24 Exige, Apr 12, 2018
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  5. Still married :sob:
     
    #25 Exige, Apr 12, 2018
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  6. So she's not the Hex Ex at all then.
    She's still current...
     
    #26 Old rider, Apr 12, 2018
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  7. So when will you get around to sleeping together?

    No, I meant you and @Sev, duh.
     
    #27 Loz, Apr 12, 2018
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  8. I'd rather he didn't stalk me tbf :eyes:
     
    #28 Exige, Apr 12, 2018
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  9. Mrs Ex as in Mrs Exige :scream:
     
    #29 Exige, Apr 12, 2018
  10. What is it with these forum snowflakes complaining of "stalking". You're all a worthless bunch of girly coppers.
     
    #30 Loz, Apr 12, 2018
  11. Aren't they Liz, aren't they :rolleyes:
     
    #31 Exige, Apr 12, 2018
  12. You've no chance of self noshing then :( I feel your pain (and no not literally tank you v.much)


    That was for you Liz :eyes:
     
    #32 Exige, Apr 12, 2018
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  13. Send cash, so I can fill it!
     
    #33 Loz, Apr 12, 2018
  14. Do you need the tax as well?
     
    #34 Exige, Apr 12, 2018
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  15. a pound you cant.....
     
    #35 finm, Apr 12, 2018
  16. What am I supposed to do with a pound of sheep shit?
     
    #36 Loz, Apr 12, 2018
  17. its an old joke
    woman walked into the butchers carrying a chamberpot. “Pounda fillet,” she said. The butcher slapped a pound down on the counter and said, “Pound ya don't
    badoom tish. :p
     
    #37 finm, Apr 12, 2018
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  18. :eyes:
     
    #38 Exige, Apr 12, 2018
  19. :D
     
    #39 finm, Apr 12, 2018
  20. : o )

    What are smiling about?
     
    #40 Loz, Apr 12, 2018
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