A Lil Present For The Forum :-)

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Exige, Apr 9, 2018.

  1. Put it in a condom and sell it as a haggis, they will never know
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Useful Useful x 1
  2. Finm, do you want to buy some Haggis buddy :)
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  3. nah, i know where its been...
     
  4. That's never stopped you. Not once.
     
  5. yip, but there's a new recipe in town. comes with the new and improved brexit shi sorry kite mark.
    which does emphasize the need for "if its got a jack, put it back" campaign.
     
  6. Ah, um, well, about quarter to two I guess?*


    * tue, too, tu
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  7. just noticed yer new signature thingy.
    dinna worry about going off topic btw.its one of exe's threads, all good. :upyeah:
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  8. i doubt that would be the source of the DNA in any future investigation.
    dirty boyz.
     
  9. Well, if that is so wrong ... I don't wanna be wrong.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  10. Only when it suits :)
     
    • Useful Useful x 2
    • Like Like x 1
  11. Look, Mrs Ex = The Missus of Exige

    Ex Mrs = Mrs Ex, when she finds out about all those other Eastern Europeans (and Fins*).


    *not "fin's", as in finm's missus, I mean Finnish wimmins
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  12. I was never sure who was doing who in here and afraid of implying incestuous behaviour, I never asked
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
  13. Only for others consumption (the Haggis) well both actually *old redundant sick smiley*
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  14. geeze exe, can you suck yer own bobey? how did you find that out?
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  15. See previous posts (btw your haggis order is ready to ship :):upyeah::poop:)
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  16. Finm isn't particular if he is not aware, so shhhh :eyes:
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  17. can i not just have a sticker please?
    doh, scrub that, nothing sticky for me ta.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  18. Mmmm, a sticker, I'll get right on it anyhoo :):upyeah:
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  19. Thought she was Danish or was that another one
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  20. Shhh, Mrs Ex is Czech from near Brno :innocent:
     
Do Not Sell My Personal Information