Ebay Rouelette / I Have Renult !

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Kevin Tallant, Jul 27, 2018.

  1. Been having fun seeing what my £5k I've managed to squirrel away will buy in the ducati world on eBay etc. When the Mrs has just informed me Renult will only give 50% good will gesture towards new engine in her Renult captur (50k miles & 9 months out of warranty). Cam chain has loosened & detonated shitty 3 cylinder engine, oh well at least I ain't to sell superlight to pay for it. French C#$T'S
     
  2. Ok silly question has it been serviced at the same main dealer ?

    Will they contribute or take as a trade in against new vehicle ( 50% contribution taken in to account )

    Used to work at Renault ( a while back) but desperate for new reg so maybe s deal worth looking at.
     
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  3. It's bought used from Renult with the balance of warranty, has full main dealer service history.(last one this time last year by us)To be honest I don't think they had to offer anything. The main problem I have is explaining where the money's come from to Mrs T !!
     
  4. If your not supposed to have the money, then you haven't got the money...…………. :eyes:
     
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  5. I am looking at other less painful funding options... think she's going to chop it against KIA with a monstrous 7 warranty eventually, once that's done a second bike won't get much more than the odd snide comment.
     
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  6. They don’t have to - but may be worth pushing a little -
    PCP and use as deposit ?
     
  7. Know folks in the Toyota world in your neck of the woods PM
    If need info
     
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  9. She's very anti Renult now, customer service has been poor in getting back. (wanting us to remove car from workshop etc)
    Started with £9k for engine in £6-7k car & zero contribution. After nearly a month we have a estimate of £5k + + vat & 30% Renult UK, 20% main dealer contributions.
    Sorry for posting on wrong page, it was not ment to become a car discussion.
     
  10. You'r fucked either way.

    If she finds out later you had the money and you didn't help her..... you're fucked

    If she now knows you've been squirrelling her money away (it's always their money no matter what it says on the bank account), she will watch you like a hawk.... you're fucked

    Personally I would guilt trip it.

    Tell her you were saving for a one off special anniversary renewal of vows holiday but needs must and knowing how important the car is too her, you feel her independence is something that you know is important so will happily help with the car repair.

    Now there is a caveat here..... If you then don't get the best blow job of your entire life after this, divorce her and buy a fekkin ducati ya pussy !!!

    Unless you stupidly let her read this forum in which case Hello Mrs Tallant, only joking :p:D
     
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  11. 6k car and 5k engine build?! Bin it off for another if they will do a deal (agree with bretski)
     
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  12. Now this is fucking genius !!!
    I was going to bury money hoping that the goverment don’t change note,join Euro or go full crypto currency before I can put it back into 2 wheeled circulation.
     
  13. Think they want around £2700 + vat.
    Found engines for around £850, but time I pay someone to sling it in & then trying to unload car with unknown egine in it.
    My try & make her see sense with pcp swop with Renult.
     
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  14. I shall never ever drive a Renault again. I had a Clio SL a while ago. Electric windows. The mechanisms kept failing (nylon pully snapping). A tiny part but you had to replace the entire unit. Three times it happened at £300 a pop. No contribution from Renault. A few months after I ditched it Renault admitted a fault in the design and started replacing broken units FOC. Bastards!
     
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  15. The lies that get told on this forum
     
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  16. I could buy a 888 SP5 , from her 'cheap' shoe & handbag collection.
     
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  17. Is that the same collection that the ladies say, look honey I saved 25% on my lady shopping today and when you say, no honey you didn't, you spent 75% more than you could have. It's at that moment her eyes turn into lasers that are directly aimed at your bolloxs :D
     
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  18. Just options your honour, just options :D
     
  19. Engine install can't be more than £500, its a like for like swap. So get that done just not at a main stealership. You then offer to split the cost with the ol lady 50 / 50. On the day of collection you COULD surprise her with the story of the wedding vows renewal BS and insist on paying the whole amount. Wifey keeps the car, no need for another purchase at all. Then in a couple of months you buy a bike "cheap from a mate at work who is emigrating, its end of summer prices are low" etc etc. Job done?
     
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  20. Happily single and no, we've been through this, I won't reply to your grindr add nor do I want to feel your "hot rocket" as you described it before it appeared on your web cam, tut.
     
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