well... actually the egg came first... the genetic mutation occurs inside the egg from which a chicken hatches (the parents were only chicken like but not categorically a chicken) - my literal approach to everything today is going to make it very long for some people...
here's a thread i'm sure you could add to then :- https://www.ducatiforum.co.uk/threads/our-guy-in-russia-ch-4-9-bells.63685/
Mrs B making more mess by breaking polystyrene in the living room (carpeted) rather that taking it the 6 sets outside and doing straight into a bag. Sometimes, its better to sit and snigger than to point out the obvious...
Listening in on a telephone conference at work (all IT nerdy stuff) and the end result is the workload going up 4 fold (and has to be completed by the end of sept) and theyve just cut our hours back to a flat week (and im on holiday for 10 days) - im off today at 4 on the nail and 3pm tomorrow - fuck em all!!
the best option is to laugh - "you get wot u pay for Part 1" :- just received second (different manufacturer) pattern-part water rad from China after finding first one couldn't even be massaged to fit, only to find this one has problems in a different area.. - full thread to follow maybe.
Worth doing one, as often asked question ‘is cheap chinky stuff worthwhile’ and helps depth of knowledge for users
Got into the office this morning usual time @ 6.50 made a brew as you do sat down and let rip good and proper i was right proud esp not knowing were it come from that time of the morning and even more so when one of the office girls popped her head over one of the cubicles with a blank look ... doh thought i was the only one in