What Has Amused You Today

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by bradders, Aug 1, 2018.

  1. Wayne,no this is the correct thread for me because normally i cry when i see that sort of behaviour but now i have to just laugh out loud this saves me getting stressed out:upyeah:
     
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  2. I am mildly amused my your remark too!
    :)
     
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  3. Im really trying to think of a witty retort but I cant so ill just go with fuck off y'rich cockney, toffee-nosed cunt. :)

    Ya just sore because you wished you'd bought one like mine!
     
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  4. Ron's posts in the random picture thread:)
     
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  5. That actually had me LOL Andy.....:D
     
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  6. Yey me! Strange cos my wife keeps telling me I'm not funny...what the fuck does she know..!
     
  7. Ask her and find out?
    ;)
     
  8. Most do matey, you’re not alone.
     
  9. That's the plan :) If my calcs and my pension advisor's calcs are to be believed then I will better off cash wise without getting out of bed.

    When we have moved house and got that sorted then I will get full and final figures and take it from there :)
     
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  10. @Wayne58 ...." shonky " good word...not heard that for a long time!
     
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  11. So you think you can finally spend some time on the forum then? o_O
     
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  12. I may make an appearance now and again :)
     
  13. Gets worse here in Essex, everyone here claim's to have grown up with the Krays and you'd be surprised how many of the mockneys, think you are a cockney if you were born within the sound of Big Ben.

    I despair sometimes of my fellow orange tanned cocaine addicted celebrity seeking Essexiteers
     
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  14. Thinking while having ice pack on my calf....up to 10 years ago, I’d had several broken noses (football, rugby, fighting usual shit), a bad knee injury when I was 18, and nothing else. Probably been to doctors once in 20 years since that and hospital never in that time.

    In the last 10 years, I’ve had (in no particular order)
    Postural dislocated shoulder (racing)
    Broken ribs (3 separate occasions) (all racing)
    4 broken toes (racing)
    Torn thumb ligaments (racing)
    Torn calf (rounders)
    Torn LSL and MSL left knee (to match right leg in a cast for broken toes...tough time that) (racing)
    Dislocated collar bone (racing)
    Broken elbow (test day)
    Fractured wrist (racing)
    Fractured ribs (normally alongside broken ones) (racing and trackday)
    Hole in my elbow to the bone, twice, one each arm (racing)
    Back surgery to free a trapped sciatic nerve which means pins, rods and fused vertebrae (football)
    Added to that grazing from sliding down the road, bruising from some big bangs (trackday and racing)

    Chuckling as my wife said, when getting a lift home from a colleague Wed night, ‘someone else I don’t know bringing you home. At least not towing a bike in bits this time’. Now I realise why.
     
  15. You found the limit a few times then!!
    Perhaps another thread, Hospital Admissions.
     
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  16. No point racing if you’re not prepared to push the limit. Only raced 3 years ;)

    Trackdays are someone crashing into me or causing me to avoid them and crash....a good 30% knocked back on TD :upyeah:
     
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  17. I called people belllends today, made me smile
     
  18. Cockwomble always makes me snigger.
     
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  19. Defo need to remember that one
     
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  20. Essex? Now why doesnt that surprise me...Hmmm...

    I hate Essex. Its worse than Kent.
     
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