It came to me last night as Planët Noodle orbited whilst in duvet mode.. I woke and scribbled furiously on the pad beside my rocket shaped bunk bed.. The spacious cinema between my ears had screened a late late show.. Waking this morning as earths atmosphere along with a twin load toaster brought needed supplies of Rasberry ice cream on sugar puffs plus toast and... more toast, I checked my scribblings and went about my day... soda blasting for a few hours and There it was, had it figured.. I need a business partner.. preferably a very clever app producing type bod.. Though it would help if she was Swedish with really BIG.... ideas, adored Ducati’s, long legged and someone who liked to talk really dirty .. like, “ the benifits of playing with a sweeper and how to take on a diamond formation when your down to ten men?” whilst wearing her full West Ham kit obv... After spending a couple of hours of each and every day searching for items I’ve put down and then cannot find again I had my idea muchly sussed.. Sometimes I will spend ages looking for something, like my keys, or even my phone, going round each room, climbing stairs ( three story’s here) etc etc and I already have the missing item in my hand or in my pocket.. it’s driving me nuts.. ( keep your thoughts to yourself at this point please) Anyway.. my idea is ... an app which allows you to locate missing items a bit like find my phone etc but with this one you can apply an invisible tag or barcode to your items you often lose and then once misplaced you simply go on your app find the picture of the item you’ve misplaced and via gps or a bleeping thingy it takes you too it.. yes I know in my case I will need two phones, eg one to find the one with the app on that I’ve just lost which I need to be able to use to find my box of sugar puffs which I’ve put down somewhere.. So.... what invention would you like to have made?.... the more useless the better.. Dragons den... are they ready for me and my partner? Now, where did I put my scribble pad? X
Well Noods i will happily wear my West ham kit and talk formations ,but i am not a she or Swedish ,hope this is not a problem ....
I've read that proposal 3 times, and I'm still none the wiser. That's not a bad thing. If Steve Jobs had came to me 20 years ago and said he wanted to put all my music in a little white match box, I'd have laughed my head off. I'm not missing another glorious opportunity because I lack the vision you have. I'M IN!!!
Great! Do you have any of the following... Are you now female? Swedish? Do u have Long legs?, I know you luv Ducati’s .. Have u BIG ideas? West Ham kit? X
Milwall... ?? Thems from across the river, south London dockers and strike breakers! Had many a runaround the backstreets of Bermundsy and The Barking Road with them lot..
I think you need to ask Alex or whatever her name is Most of the time it’s my phone I’ve lost You need to ask the black box Where’s my car keys And she needs to reply The Beamer or the Porsche darlin? In her best west county accent 10% ok?
