"i Fell Off The Back Of A Cruise Ship"

My bet is the bloody woman will be on some sort of "reality" TV show before the year is out...

 

I still would though....

 

You'd probably wake up the next morning with your cock in your hand but not joined to your body

 

Probably yeah... she was lucky alright but there are far more remarkable survivor stories.

I remember reading about a US Marine that fell off USS Nimitz mid Indian Ocean. He was picked up 30 hours later by a Japanese trawler. Mid Indian Ocean! Think about that! Jammy bastard!

 

During WWW 2?
Not so jammy me thinks.

 

Bet she's from Essex

 

Nah, during the 90’s. Don’t think Nimitz was commissioned til the 70’s...

 

Ffs dont let her on a plane

 

Any pictures of her with kit off? Just for clarification purposes

 

Tut tut, No Essex bird is ever going to throw themselves over board whilst free booze is flowing.

The women is from Cheltenham so may have confused the railing with a horse