Little Fella Sits On Your Bike Then Urinates On It - Fight Them Or Not?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Robarano, Aug 26, 2018.

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Fighty / No Fighty?

  1. FIGHT!!!!!!!

  2. Walk away

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  1. A little fella sits on your bike, urinates on it then attacks you. Are you justified in fighting him? :laughing:

     
    #1 Robarano, Aug 26, 2018
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  2. Fight club
     
    #2 noobie, Aug 26, 2018
  3. "I am here to peel bananas, or kick ass. And I am all out of bananas."
     
    #3 Loz, Aug 26, 2018
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  4. If you turn the sound up you can hear the monkey take one on the chin....awesome...
     
    #4 comfysofa, Aug 26, 2018
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  5. If one of those mOfOs bites you -and it will if it gets the chance- you will wish you left it alone or punched it into the middle of next week
     
    #5 Jez900ie, Aug 26, 2018
  6. And if it looks like it's gonna lose, a monkey will start flinging shit at you !
     
    #6 NZDave, Aug 26, 2018
  7. I've done that. o_O :poop:
     
    #7 Robarano, Aug 26, 2018
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  8. Bonus!
     
    #8 Loz, Aug 26, 2018
  9. Chimpanzees are ten times stronger than a human on average. You'll lose when it comes to smacking that biatch up'
     
    #9 GunZenBomZ, Aug 26, 2018
  10. Remember this woman who was attacked by her neighbours chimp? It also ripped off the her lower arm & hand.
    Chimp.jpg
     
    #10 Jez900ie, Aug 26, 2018
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  11. Yeah, I heard something similar. The thing came for him, I don't think he had much choice but to fight it off. :punch: :punch:
     
    #11 Robarano, Aug 26, 2018
  12. People, be safe.

    Always carry with you your Chimp-Away primate repellent. A two-foot length of rebar should do it.
     
    #12 Loz, Aug 26, 2018
  13. I always do these days, ever since I met @Exige o_O
     
    #13 Robarano, Aug 26, 2018
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  14. :eyes:
     
    #14 Exige, Aug 26, 2018
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  15. To all: Not advice for the ladies btw :thinkingface:
     
    #15 Exige, Aug 26, 2018
  16. upload_2018-8-26_17-9-46.png
     
    #16 Loz, Aug 26, 2018
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  17. For @Exige ? :eek:

    Harsh, but I can see where you are coming from. :thinkingface:
     
    #17 Robarano, Aug 26, 2018
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  18. :eyes: :thinkingface:
     
    #18 Robarano, Aug 26, 2018
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  19. :innocent:
     
    #19 Exige, Aug 26, 2018
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  20. hear-no-evil-monkey.png
     
    #20 Robarano, Aug 26, 2018
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