I Reckon It’s Cold Enough To Have The Heating On.......

It’s never cold enough yet for heating.
I’m still
In
Shorts

 

Then you probably have two lumps in your neck and an acorn in your pants?

 

I did think that was "Her Indoors", so I Googled it for you.

Her Indoors

SWMBO

 

Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha I look like Frankenstein with a stocking filler.
Perhaps I’m still warm cos I’m under 40.
They say you feel the cold more when
You are older

 

They only go on when I'm working on a roof in the winter.
Steve

 

Steve,You should not be on the roof in the winter time but in your local with a nice open fireplace

 

Is “a nice open fireplace” a euphemism for a mistress?
If yes then I second that statement ha ha

 

I realised the subtlety of your last line on my way to work this morning!

 

Cycled round that part once, came across the Nailsworth Ladder, luckily we were heading down hill!
Woodchester Mansion was a nice surprise.

 

Still got shorts on

 

24 degrees in my house at the moment @ 11pm - no heating on - scorchio…

 

Still no heating and bedroom and lounge windows open. Mind you, with an internal bathroom and the occasional need for a dump, this might be more a strategic need than the delight of invigoration of the lungs

 

That'll happen if you run all your engines up at the same time.

 

It’s was a bit smokey

 

No Heating on here yet, I've run out of oil and still waiting for a plumber to come to sort out the old boiler.

 

Your wife?

 

Can't afford a wife, I have old Ducatis to run.