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A Weegie Fae Nesbitland

Discussion in 'Newbies Hangout' started by Aldo, Nov 5, 2018.

  1. Do we have a subtitles option on this forum? :D
     
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  2. That's me fooked then. You and Yoozy on the same forum.

    That's two Fudpieces and 'ave only been here 24 hours,,,,,whit next.

    Aye Dot, get yer dosh back pronto and ring the alarm bell while yer at it.

    Fukkin chancers wae a track record of fleece 'em and scarper.
     
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  3. Rab - my hero .....


    Therapist: "Mr Nesbitt, were you close to your father?"

    Rab: "Not unless I could help it, otherwise I would get a boot about the melt, but I always remember the friction burns he left on the carpet when I handed over my first wage packet."

    Mary: [shocked] "My God" [to the therapist] "It's weird that you can live with someone for so long but you never really know them"

    Rab: "Didn't you know my father was an alky?"

    Mary: "Oh aye, but I didn't know you had a job"
     
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  4. McDerv has landed.
     
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  5. This thread is still fugging double dutch to me :confounded:
     
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  6. Welcome to the madhouse wain.

    had a broon trooser moment on a link road between Moffat and The pass last year. Feking mental, no warning sign, just different colour road....gravel patch. Yer bstad.
    No matter, the two following had a good laugh at the side ways action.

    Square sausage no wrapper ? Lol
     
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  7. Btw, one of my fave roads. Rarely busy. Bit far now though...
     
  8. Is that the the road that takes yer over tae St Marys loch, the one wae a thousand tonnes of sheep shit on it?
     
  9. I know the one you mean noo mucker, it runs parallel to the m74 fir a wee while.
     
  10. Mebee.
    Lotso wheelies road. Wi sheep shite.
     
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  11. Only thing going to miss. Borders, Hartside and a few mates.
    But there are one or twooo decent roads aroond here.
     
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  12. Jings mucker this feels like 'ave picked up a crackin book.
     
  13. Pity aboot the Hartside.
    Where are yer based noo mucker?
     
  14. Corezze. France. Lol.

    Like I say, 1 or 2 decent roads on door step.
    But, like my best man used to say, gods country, gods country. (borders) for biking. Limited cameras, great variety, rarely too busy. Dry. Sometimes lol. But feking great when dry.
    Halcyon days
     
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  15. Get back to yer Irish thread, so you should - this is for the Scottish of Loch (lake) Finm :eek:
     
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  16. Scottish of Loch (lake) Finm :eek:

    Huvnae tried that yin yet mucker,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,any good?
     
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  17. Never to be repeated :)
     
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  18. Hope not mate :upyeah:
     
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  19. 19F00698-859D-4FF8-B967-23A8F3414A8F.jpeg Oh , I forgot to introduce myself as a Newbie , but think I was an oldie at one point :)
     
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  20. You got a painting in yer loft?
    Newbie, Oldie, yer sound a wee bit confused mucker.

    Oh aye, hi Mad, smashin lookin machine yer got there :)
     
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