Those Questions You’ve Always Wanted To Ask? Can A Df Member Give You An Answer

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by NOODS X, Jul 8, 2019.

  1. OK make that a C- then ... for back chat..
     
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  2. Does water go down the plug in an opposite direction depending if your in the Northern or Southern Hemisphere ?
     
  3. I think so, yes
     
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  4. Coz in the south you’d be looking up at it wouldn’t you??
     
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  5. Deffo yes :):upyeah:
     
  6. This is like LBC mystery hour

    I have the answer to the swagger... people from north of the thames have tiny willies, they swagger in hopes of feeling their walnut whips swing
     
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  7. My legs bounce off my cock, I have to use both footpaths up here in Yorkshire :bucktooth:
     
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  8. I get Zebra crossings but what is it with those Pelicans?
     
  9. Plus ihave a question....


    Theoretically, if you drilled a large hole through the centre of the earth to the other side, and jumped in, would you stop falling when you got to the centre and just float? Seeing as you. Cant fall up
     
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  10. Push bikes cross too? Or is that Toucans? :thinkingface:
     
  11. No, you would burn up in a thermal event, but if you ran on non Lithium batteries you would pass the centre but then come back, and eventually stop in the middle like them their ball bearings on thread.
     
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  12. Don't forget the puffins and Pegasus too?
     
  13. Or would it depend upon the rate of descent and the relative tome of day on crossing the nucleus?
     
  14. Yes it does.
     
  15. ?? If you drank your body weight in fizzy pop would you die from oxygen starvation with all that CO2 in you?
    Asking for a friend.
     
  16. I think we die of oxygen starvation rather than drown, so I THINK WE COULD HAPPILY NOT BREATH AIR IF THE LIQUID COULD BE OXYGENATED ENOUGH, NOT SURE FIZZY POP WOULD QUALIFY THOUGH

    sorry for caps but im not rewriting that shite
     
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  17. Isn't Manchester in the West Midlands? It's no more northern than my southern refuge here in North Lincolnshire... and we're East Midlands.
     
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  18. Ricketts.
     
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  19. what step would you start from?

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  20. that's Toucans... so called because "they too can cross"... I didn't believe it at first. :)
     
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