Those Questions You’ve Always Wanted To Ask? Can A Df Member Give You An Answer

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by NOODS X, Jul 8, 2019.

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  1. Same here. Good question. They also hang lower the older I get:(. I reckon in 20 years I’ll be tripping over them:confused:
     
    #81 West Cork Paul, Jul 9, 2019
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  2. because he used to be a "Cobbler" and was exposed to boot polish in excess. hope this helps.:astonished:
     
    #82 portboy, Jul 9, 2019
  3. Temperature regulation
     
    #83 Expat Jack, Jul 9, 2019
  4. simple, fill to the bottom of the handle and you won't get yer finger wet, dozy prick.:bucktooth:
     
    #84 portboy, Jul 9, 2019
  5. You do know it is a jelly mould?
     
    #85 noobie, Jul 9, 2019
  6. No.... D for effort.. x
    cause you’ve pulled or ejected you main SHOOT already, the heavy one hanging down is your reserve SHOOT... Give the long handle a firm yank to deploy, best to wear gloves mind.. x
     
    #86 NOODS X, Jul 9, 2019
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  7. no, you hum it i'll play it......:yum
     
    #87 portboy, Jul 9, 2019
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  8. Heres a couple of Qs.Why doesnt superglue stick to the inside of the bottle?How do they get Teflon to stick to a frying pan?
     
    #88 keith916, Jul 9, 2019
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  9. It’s like a mans clinic in here
     
    #89 Ducbird, Jul 9, 2019
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  10. Don't forget the Cocker-neee limp..drag walk..
     
    #90 deleteduser211220, Jul 9, 2019
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  11. Dunno about Teflon, but superglue needs the water content of the air to cause it to set. There isn't any air in an unopened bottle and an opened bottle seals itself with the glue.

    I'm guessing that Teflon is only non-stick on one side ;)
     
    #91 Mac, Jul 9, 2019
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  12. There ain’t nothing limp about Cockneys my Son... Av it ..
    D- for that cheeky incorrect reply and any more lip an you’ll be part of the mix holdin up the next flyover let me tell ya. x
     
    #92 NOODS X, Jul 9, 2019
  13. Exceptional Q’s... you go top of the class for your work A+x2... x
     
    #93 NOODS X, Jul 9, 2019
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  14. A- top kno
    A- for top knowledge here, only thing preventing a perfect score is the use of the word Dunno... x
     
    #94 NOODS X, Jul 9, 2019
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  15. Oh no luvly it’s open for ladies too to ask those Q’s you’ve always wanted to know, like, Q... how do I parallel park a car.. Q... why are cars fitted with at least 3 make up mirrors when I really only need the one.. x
     
    #95 NOODS X, Jul 9, 2019
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  16. Im guessing teflon isnt 'glued'. It'll be plasma sprayed or some electrical or ion bonding. Mebbe.
     
    #96 bootsam, Jul 9, 2019
  17. I spoke with customer services after expressing my disappointment on their bedec barn paint with it washing off some decking type boards I’d painter, first shower after a long dry period.. I was told oh no it’s only usable on vertical boards like fences not for horizontal boards.. I replied by saying, I bet Bedec and they’re product are relieved that someone discovered the world was not flat after all then eh... response = silence.. x
     
    #97 NOODS X, Jul 9, 2019
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  18. I know all the answers to those
    I can do all four :)
     
    #98 Ducbird, Jul 9, 2019
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  19. Ask your mother...
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    #99 laava, Jul 9, 2019
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  20. Is she from Eroticon 6?
     
    #100 Mac, Jul 9, 2019
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