What is "ungoogleable"?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Mar 27, 2013.

  1. Is there anything this modern fount of all knowledge doesn't know? :smile:
     
  2. Certain Swedish words used to be ungoogleable, until Google took up the issues of copyright and brand name with the Swedish authorities. Now the Swedes cannot describe things as "ungoogleable".

    True story.
     
  3. Did you google that for him? :smile:

     
  4. dunno?,ask jeeves.:smile:
     
  5. Yes how to keep a man happy ..
    It doesn't know that .. And nor do I :(
     
  6. you dont need google or the internet for that.......just do as your told :wink:
     
  7. There's an easy way to keep a man happy, I think it was Jerry Hall who described it perfectly!



    Keeping a woman happy is another thing altogether, and google cant help with that either!
     
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  8. I would have but I didn't want Google shutting me down :tongue:

    I think it was/is on the BBC site.
     
  9. Lol.... So that's what I did wrong not doing what I'm told ;) hmmph ... So that's why " love honour and obey is in wedding vows "

    dam ..
     
  10. From one of my fav shows ...
    What happens if you type Google into Google ... ( don't do it! )
     
    #10 He11cat, Mar 27, 2013
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  11. There is a vast amount of info out there that is not recovered by google and the normal search engines, they only cover the surface web, if you read up on it, some people think that the deep web could be 500 times bigger than what we can normally see.
     
  12. Some things are very difficult to find on google, sometimes for very good reasons.

    Mr. C knows one example.
     
  13. Albino Dwarf Porn
     
  14. Wonder how many out there will try though? :tongue:
     
  15. Google doesn't know what you're having for tea
     
  16. There you go.... although I found it on Facebook not google ;)

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Feed him
    2. Sleep with him
    3. Leave him with peace
    4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
    5. Don't bother him with his
    movements
    So whats so hard about that
    ?

    HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

    It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
    woman happy, a man only needs
    to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a plumber
    10. a mechanic
    11. a carpenter
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    44. give her compliments
    regularly
    45. Go shopping with her
    46. be honest
    47. be very rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls
    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
    MUST ALSO:
    50. give her lots of attention
    51. give her lots of time,
    especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never
    worrying about where she goes.

    BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
    IMPORTANT
    53. never forget
    *birthdays
    *anniversaries
    *valentine
    *arrangements she makes. —
     
  17. I'm not bothered about anything other than points 1 & 2.

    As for keeping a woman happy. I am ok with the list except......8 through 15. Anyone interested? (PS, I'm not sure I have been completely no. 46!!!!!)
     
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