The Dick Swinging Thread .....

If she had been a bloke and you were up on your Eastern EU chicks you would know the surname would be shortened to David - the ova is added due to the addition of ovaries I think but as you were Mcgayboy

 

Russian girl meets old English dude with a few assets and is becoming clingy.

Hire a food tester and lock away the sharp objects in the house, dude.

 

She likes bikes and cooking

 

if only she could meet a guy with a rolling pin instead of a wooden spoon. but you know, I'm married with kids.

 

Lucky your wife already had a rolling pin

 

I hope she doesn't distract from the bike build!!!

 

Nope, she's in Cambridge was only doing a bit of the bike only yesterday in the middle of my man flu

 

Man flu? Did it only come on in her prescence?

Watch her Hexie.

 

aye, she has had encounter's with your type before (strange messages on FB with offers of money) you can never be too safe these days.

 

nah, all over his face too.

 

dirty fin. dirty.

 

Why would she be offering money to strangers on FB?

 

To bump you off?

 

nah, just charitable.

 

And not fussy, see why you bought her now

 

That's exactly why I was scared to meet Philo again last month, scary stuff that one and she's flying in again and suggested meeting in 2 weeks

 

misogamist.

 

Is she

 

don't know. but as long as she is doing as she is told I don't care.
(checking over shoulder as I type).

 

this Dick did a bit of swinging, right at the end..