I saw today that scientists reckon it’s possible to live on Mars. That’s bollocks, I tried it once. I put on 5 stone and became diabetic
Just seen on the BBC news that the man who invented the iPhone battery has just passed away. His funeral will take pla
I have been in bed since Saturday with a viral cough it’s knocked me off my feet Been told to take paracetamol honey and lemon and bed rest
If you have a freezer viv, get some ice cubes made and use those as a cool drink to sooth the throat. Don't be too afraid to flavour an evening one before bed with a dioralyte sachet or tablet to put some of the body minerals and salts back into your body
On Saturday evening I was going to the cinema with wife and daughter, checked my phone for the ticket email and the bleeding thing went to some fancy 'locked' screen?! I can now only get it to work in safe mode so all apps and stuff no longer work. Tried Dr Google for a remedy to no avail yet so decided to join the Chinese secret service in disgust. My Huawei phone is getting delivered tomorrow
If you type in Tienanmen square on it more than 3 times it completely shuts down your access to the internet and you get special visitors...... my mate actually got one last week, he works in the data sector, told me the only difference is you know the Chinese gov are monitoring them! He doesn't use the facial recognition on it though.
Apparently the new Mate 30 Pro (I think) is a fantastic phone without Google services which then makes it a bit shit so I've got the P30 Pro on ethnic minority Friday deal
