Lets Play A Game

revving bike on limiter at every excuse.

 

Helmet adorations eg Mohawks/ears/ponytails

 

Break leaver protector on a road bike.

Also, extended swing arm (should be arrested).

 

Chrome wrapped bikes !

 

His ‘n Hers matching gear.

 

I expect cleaning fingerprints & bug splats etc off chrome wrap really isn't cool either - rather like cleaning matt finish -especially if it has a scratch...

 

gold anodized tat, red anodized tat... any colour anodized tat... tat should be black, white or silver...
polite vests...
unused hero blobs..
helmets perched atop of head when going into a shop or hanging by bike..(its a yoof fing init)
tassels...
anything with harley davidson on it (including the bikes)

 

Also helmet on top of your head when riding to noise testing, either put the fucker on or leave it with your kit bag.

 

do you want to just walk over and smash the lid as hard as poss just to tell em? or is that just me?

 

Is it worse when the helmet is red or gold?

 

This shit.

 

Ohlins stickers on non ohlins suspension, Termignoni stickers on non Termignoni exhausts etc.

 

Number One on your fairing.......just not so sure myself and would have to get the paint roller tray out,but each to their own.

 

Iridium

 

Race scrubs on a road bike

 

i was gunna say that!!! but all my tyres look like scrubs...

 

Stickers - hrmph