Clueless Man Needs Gift Ideas

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Dirty Leeds, Dec 23, 2019.

  1. spend no money at all... make a card from some of her favorite things..
    pick flowers locally (cemeterys are good for this) order a takeaway (better get it in tomorrow though as even the non christian types close or take the piss on the 25th) (scrap that, that involves spending money.. do a fry up of left overs)
    lay in bed with ya junk wrapped up all nice.. and if the weather is good, let her clean ya bike... trust me dude, ive read that chicks dig this stuff...
     
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  2. It’s all good I found some flowers strapped to a tree at a bad junction in the countryside I thought it was a daft waste so grabbed a few bunches just need to buy something else to go with em :upyeah:
     
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  3. A new dishwasher
     
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  4. Got no space for one to be fair I hate em too they stink
     
  5. Cracked it without leaving the house.. she ordered a jacket online and a new battery for her heated motorbike jacket that she wears on the horse :)

    I can now put my feet up..oh hang on I never put them down ​
     
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  6. Has Deb got one of those airvests for horse riders? Just in case you want something else. Comes in handy on the bike too:)

    @chizel where’d you learn all that stuff about wimmin? You been reading Cosmopolitan again? :D
     
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  7. its a gift bro... im like a woman whisperer.. or heavy breather as we call it in NZ....
     
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  8. How about a new ironing board, backed up by a less inflammatory present. Worth it just to watch her fume for a few seconds before you reveal the 'real one'. She might even share your sense of wit and charm. That or she will have a total sense of humour failure!
     
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  9. Good idea paul but the budget is blown think I’ll super glue her on to the thing instead
     
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  11. My mates birthday a couple years ago I was working up North Yorkshire so I was racing to get back to get changed etc I rang Deb on route she was in ilkley Tesco I said grab Paul a present she said like what shall I get him? I said a pan, she said a pan? What kind of pan? I said a frying pan ...she said how much do I spend I asked prices and went middle of the road about 20 quid or so and that is what he got at his birthday a frying pan...went down like a lead balloon
     
  12. Well I weakened at go outdoors and she now got a padded safety waistcoat type thing back protection and ribs etc etc now it’s hoping it fits as no returns on safety gear and then it’s making her wear the bloody thing
     
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