Bed Life

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by portboy, Dec 27, 2019.

  1. Wow... Glad you have come through so well.
     
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  2. No, he was banned from driving on the Island for 6 months and I think he was charged with riding without due care and attendance...... he got away with a sprained wrist!!
    I snapped his Aprilia Mille in half though, that showed the git....
     
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  3. I always wake up when daylight begins to spread throughout the sky which is bloody annoying in the summer months when the sun rises at 5ish and bloody difficult to get up in the winter months when it's not rising until almost 9am, try to get to bed/sleep 10-11ish aiming for about 8hrs on average throughout the year (just a little bit retired), but I ALWAYS have to get up in the middle of the night to go for a fecking piss:mad:
     
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  4. May I recommend opaque bedroom curtains?
     
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  5. Could be worse - you might not wake up!
     
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  6. you dont "have" to.....
     
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  7. Depends if you include the hours on the sofa prior to waking up and going to bed - 6 hours in the pit but that’s quite often preceded by an hour or so nodding in front of the telly
     
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  8. I don’t sleep well my bones don’t like being in one position they start to hurt
    I might get 4 hours through the night so..... my weekends off I like to vegetate in my bed drinking tea and eating biscuits
    :)
     
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  9. filth...
     
  10. Lazy twat. Where did you work? You’re lucky I wasn’t yer gaffer!
     
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  11. I aim for a solid 8 hours a night when I’m offshore.

    More kip, less trip. That’s my theory :):upyeah:
     
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  12. any wimmin or sheep offshore ?
     
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  13. One or two wimmin. I married one!! She was a medic in the North Sea :p
     
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  14. Would you describe her as 'wooly'?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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  15. ovine alert
     
  16. 8.5

    7-8 asleep
     
  17. near perfection, Char.
     
  18. i aim for a solid every 12 hours... fiber is the key....
     
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  19. Mermaid?
     
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  20. I prefer not to sleep as it’s for pussies
     
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