Bed Life

Just buy one of these,then that way not alot of sleep required.

 

She seems a little on edge to me.

 

Attention seeker comes to mind.

 

Oooh, cutting!

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Stage Name perhaps.

 

Or just ‘oooh’ for short.

 

you couldn’t possibly see from there chum..

 

Dude, there are AI robot lawnmowers now. You think universal surveillance is far-fetched?

 

you have a point, what with those trillion satellites launched yesterday, cheaper WiFi?? Ha Ha

 

Why do the Chinese need a trillion satellites?

 

did i dream that? I might have dreamt that (see what I did there?zzz)

 

Surely there must have been some topless wimmin you could have practised on, just to keep your hand in [so to speak]

 

You could have your Bar Mitzvah whilst knocking one out...

 

You must be alone. So far all the heroes don’t sleep at all

 

That's oneway of opening up your wank campaign.

 

Alas, I do. 4pm nap...

 

Was there not something a while back where someone had one of those robot cleaner things and the dog had the shits in the kitchen in middle of night and the cleaner managed to flick it all over the house.