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Magic Motorcycling Moments

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by Mark9, Jan 11, 2020.

  1. With that avatar, anything you post now has a sinister quality to it...looks like you're shouting GILF to get her to turn round. Is it just me?
     
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  2. im quite fond of a gilf myself mate lol
    I’d rather drive a classic ol e type jag than one of these new fangled hybrid jobbies
     
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  3. im glad people like you exist... ugly old slappers need love too....
     
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  4. My wife’s older than me, smoking hot and plays like a Stradivarius compared to the classless Trollops my age
     
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  5. for you wifes sake im hoping you are just speculating about the performance of the classless trollops of your age.....
     
  6. I’ve been a player and now I’m monogamous. Oxfords answer to Peter stringfellow but better looking lol
     
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  7. Im magnanimous. Pleased to meet you.
     
  8. like a cheap chineses copy? streeter pingfellow you shall now be named...
     
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  9. Meet to please you
     
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  10. Meat to please you
     
  11. I’m kinda drunk
     
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  12. My first venture abroad on my bike, a CB500T back in 1977. We (my girlfriend & I) were in the Pelopeneese and meandering down a road heading to the beach at Kyllini when the road took us through a lemon grove. The smell from the lemons was unbelievable, and it's stuck with me ever since.
    When we arrived at the beach it turned out that it was a private beach "owned" by the local hotel. But the security guard let us through the barrier & even looked after out jackets & helmets whilst we enjoyed a completely deserted beach.
    (As an aside, I proposed to the said "girlfriend" in Venice on our way home. We celebrate our 42nd wedding anniversary this year. Those lemons have a lot to answer for!)
     
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  13. GGilf :thinkingface:
     
  14. When she was a teenager!
     
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