You Have To Be Handcuffed To One Forum Member For 24 Hours........who Will It Be?

@Davebird of course!

 

@Lucazade

 

@Loz only with my left hand though, I need my right hand free to keep punching him on the nose.

 

My mate @chizel. ....
An alcohol fuelled weekend of mayhem.


Or @Davebird ... goes without saying.

 

I haven't met Davebird, but hon, you're going to need one of these!....

 

You're so cranky since you retired!

 

noob. let me take him by the hand, and lead him through the streets of Govan..

 

@El Toro Is there a option to be handcuffed with two forum members (kinky or what) instead of one,just in case you fallout midway in conversation.

 

The plight of Terry Waite has never seemed more appealing.

 

There's a few clubs in London you might find interesting.

 

Oh what fun,that's the sort of gig i'm talking about.

 

I'd be handcuffed to @nelly cos he could service both my bikes in 24 hours.

 

With his hands tied behind his back

 

I have a natural aversion to handcuffs so can I use cable ties instead?

 

I have some barbed wire handy......

 

Well, you could wrap it around his head like a crown, but then you'd think.. "jesus, what have I done ?"

 

You forget, I have an ex Scottish wife and a half Scottish child