The Boasting Thread.

Amateur.

I found some loo-block for the toilet*


*WTF did the supermarket run out of that stuff? What are people DOING with that much loo-block?

 

went to Sainsbury's on friday morning and got the last bottle of spirits - own brand brandy, but in a crisis hey, it'll have to do.

 

I had a twelve pack of loo roll but I want DB to win so I have binned half of it.

 

Managed to get the last one in my local Sainsbury’s

 

Had a call out in the city yesterday, there was a Sainsbury’s local 2 mins up the road and because there’s very little residential in the area all the shelves were full !!

4 pack of loo rolls £1
Paracetamol
Even got a large chicken !

Luxuries we take for granted

 

Local butcher who has a small farm shop but does loads for local hotels is working round the clock to swap the business around ! Had a lovely piece of pork belly for lunch today with cheesy leaks, roast carrots, rhubarb apple sauce and roasties

 

I had a nap this afternoon

 

I’ve managed 5 wanks in a day and think 7 is doable without dehydration.

 

I got a 10 box of eggs only because I was heavily limping and the teen shop assistant thought it was still oap hour

 

Huh, who needs toilet rolls, I've got a mate who's a right arsehole licker...

 

Not even on my best day ever.

He's a worthy, if haggard, leader.