200 Mph On The Road

its a mapped rs6 Dude

 

But only when they achieve terminal velocity after someone who’s realised they want a proper bike* chucks it off the top floor of a multi storey car park




* Kidding. I quite like scooters and am thinking of adopting my son’s ‘ped when he graduates to a geared bike in a couple of months

 

I’m not 100%, air vents look RS4/6 so 50/50.

 

So it's a Volkswagen.

What can we do about it?

 

Buy a DeLorean and install the optional flux capacitor. Then fit a Mr. Fusion© to enable you to generate the 1.21 giga watts required to initiate flux dispersal. Set the time circuits to 7th November 1923 and drive to 88mph. Not wanting to compound the 200mph crime, I suggest you find a race track for this or head to Germany on unrestriced autobahn. Germany would be better as you when you arrive, the Munich Beer Hall Putsch is due to happen the very next day, which you attend and assassinate Adolf Hitler This way he never commisions the "People's Car" that brought great financial success and formed the basis for Volkswagen's performance cars today.

Simples.

 

defo an rs6 mate

 

Dude, sell that Vespa. It's giving you bad dreams.

 

I'm not so sure, I think there's a movie in that.

 

Now we know it’s an Audi we know it’s fake... Audi, VAG, and they own? Yep, Ducati..

His Engine Management System would have kicked in way before it sniffed 110mph And brought him to a sudden halt telling him you’ve missed a Factory recall therefore we are shutting you down..

Followed by a message on his hands free saying “ you’ve just received an invoice from @Zhed46 ...“

You may well need to sell your Audi R6/8 for past and very near future, Barrister fees ... X

 

I wonder which footballer it was ?

 

I think it’s a Chelsea Centre back, German bloke, oh yep I’ve got it, it’s a German International by the name of
Vors Sprungdurch ..

From what I’ve seen of him he’s got great Technik for a centre back...

 

Fancied an RS6. But didn't get one as I didn't fancy the bang on the head from the thieves after the keys when it gets nicked off my drive. Same RS4. Same M3.

 

I’ve experienced such speeds in a car. But definitely wouldn’t like to have held it for a minute!! That’s a looooong time at 200mph. That kind of speed turns motorways into terrifying twisties

 

There is a road here that I had always thought was as straight as an arrow. A GSXR1100 introduced me to 2 bends I had never noticed before.

 

I’ve experienced similar

 

The Humber Bridge is actually a Hump Back Bridge - who new

 

So you used to have fast cars then Mary?? What made you change?

 

Old age and fatness

 

M20 heading towards a249. Allegedly the straight part turns into bends past a certain speed.

 

The Dartford pipe was always a hoot with termis on my 748 hell knows it must be mind blowing on a DD or SL.. X