that bit of plastic on the corner of sliced meat pkts etc that you know full well as soon as you grab it, it will break and you have to get a fucking knife to open it anyway!!!
you aint a man if you buy ya meat pre sliced.... you might as well get it pre chewed ffs.....next you will want it pre swallowed....
You’ve obviously not tasted one of mine bloody love a cheese scone with butter and more cheese what’s the point of Lycra on a pushbike anyway ???
I picked up a pack by mistake in Sainsbury’s today. Taking clotted cream, strawberry conserve and scones down to my mum and dads for Father’s Day tomorrow. Luckily my good lady spotted my cock up and dispatched me to M&S food for scones. I was fed up in the queue hence the post.
Did you have the, What is the point of the old person( Got to be PC ) that is always at the front of the que holding everyone up by having a chat and dithering with how to pay for whatever it is? I always get THAT person!!
No mate. It was the queue to get into the bloody place. What is the point of......... Queuing! But on a brighter note. Looking forward to a good long ride down to the south coast and back tomorrow on the Striple.
of Radio interviews when person spends say 10 minutes being interviewed, saying "um" every other word that would reduce it to 5 minutes then take what they have said that normally gets repeated within the interview so we are lucky to get say a minute a senseless drivvle by some twat filled of their own piss and importance. um sorry.
or dry Saturdays. whats the point of em if Sunday is gonna be wet? the big man in the sky knows i'm usually to zonked for a big run on a Saturday.