Ducatis & Banks

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by PerryL, Aug 13, 2020.

  1. I took my phone into my workshop as I thought that I'd listen to music (I have a Bluetooth speaker down there) because with no footie during the day, I suspected that Radio 5 would p1ss me off. It did so I listen to music from my phone.

    So after cycling, I grabbed my phone and thought that I would see how much money I haven't got in the bank. I have the HSBC Bank app on my phone but struggled to log in.

    After a few minutes of getting angry with my phone and HSBC, I realised that I was putting in the password incorrectly.

    Wrong Ducati that I have owned!

    That's frustrating as I can't blame my phone or HSBC - which is my hobby. If I wrote the app, then after 3 incorrect login attempts, my message would be, "look you thick git, you are putting in the wrong Ducati!".

    I guess that's why I don't write apps for banks!
     
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  2. Hi @PerryL Are you sure you want to post this information?
    No offence meant BTW.
    If you reconsider I am sure @El Toro can delete the thread. Up to you of course.
     
  3. Nah, it's ok (and not as simple as you think!)
     
  4. Don’t delete it yet, I think I’ve nearly cracked it.
     
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  5. BY 3am I will be rich!
     
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  6. This is incomplete without you advising us on the amount in there?
     
  7. It's bastard empty already :mad:
     
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  8. Don't worry Perry. After this thread a nice Nigerian Prince will be along to give you plenty.
     
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