So what have you done today..?

I went to the Medical Centre for a check-up today, and the Nurse told me I was addicted to brake fluid.

I told her it wasn't a problem, as I could stop anytime

 

Woken up on a field just outside of Brizzle
Heading to St Davids after breakfast.

 

wave en-route

 

I’m just getting the Disco topped up with Ad Blu (it’s on a service contract) before heading down to deepest West Country to check something out.
It’s a long way so hopefully all will be good.

 

All hail the Conquering hero....ME....removed and replaced the fairing on the ST2 in 2 1/2 hours after discovering that the box that contained my new battery also contained replacement nuts/bolts and breather hose that I had been beating myself up over after mistakenly throwing the originals away with the old battery. My Therapist reckons 2 or 3 more sessions should see me right unless I buy another Ducati in which case he has given me his home number. Walked up town to purchase some celebratory falling over water and who should I see at the lights? The trio....Clarkson, Hammond and May all wearing rather sporting supercars.

 

Let me guess, a kitchen?

 

Smallbone of Devizes aren’t exactly West Country, but they do do some rather nice kitchens.

 

I renewed my car insurance over the phone today and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet?

I said, "Yes, I've got a dog."

She said, "Would you like to insure him too?"

"No thanks, he can't drive"

 

Went to go up to Alton to look at this 851 on ebay to do a bit of digging on it but then i realized i'd forgotten how fucking good the roads are up that way and thought fuck it the weather is to good at the mo and just kept on riding, i'm going to go up there tomorrow, the weather is good and it would be rude not to, i'm going to take the 900ie, i've not ridin it for a while.

 

Just had a look on my tracker app and the bike is just leaving Bilbao en route to Portugal! Never had a tracker before,really impressed! (In a schoolboy kind of way!!)

 

Just been for a few lager's at my mates workshop - he's just finished a couple of 5ft tall double sided pictorial pub signs for a boozer on Trafalgar Square in that there Londinium - 7 books of gold leaf on these and 7 weeks work!

 

It’s been a good 10 years since I gilded any sign or vehicle, looks interesting. When you are going to tell him he’s done them upside down?

 

He’s a Bayliss fan, he’ll say they are the right way

 

Nice part of the world down here. Shame they don’t do kitchens or, if they did, the shop was shut.

 

Just keep your beady eyes out for Plod hiding in the hedges,apparently they're low on funds at the minute.

 

Yes there were five out that way yesterday and only saw one today the one i said about being well hidden. They hide in a truck layby under a tree so as you come down the small hill into new ceriton they are on the left so you will see them but at the last second and it's a thirty through there, luckily i was going the other way so know they are there now, sly fuckers.

 

Sneak up behind them and do a Eddie Murphy...bananas up the exhaust pipe.

 

I haven’t seen American Graffiti for years!

 

I could think of something else.

 

Do you know what i think i ever only saw that film once like you say years ago.