Valentine’s Day?

She can hold my chopper anytime she jolly well wants.

 

Loved? Past tense?

Aye, you'll need some fuken roses, bubbly and food. I'd put a tin hat on as well.

 

Proper miserable bollox.

We’re in the coldest month of the year in lockdown during a global pandemic, where’s the love guys?


Corrected cheers ^^

 

Takeaway and a small gift to keep the peace

 

Fuck all. Although i need to treat the wife to something soon as i've bought 4 bikes in the last 12 months!!!

 

im going to @Ducbird for dinner

 

Okay, let’s turn this debate on it’s head....

@Ducbird being of the female persuasion, what would be your idea of a perfect Valentine’s Day, cos it’s obvious some of the guys on here need a few pointers!

Flowers?,..nice meal?,...going halfies on an orgasm?,...that sort of thing ???

 

Maybe @Ducbird would like her bins valeting?

 

Wouldn’t we all !

 

So Mr lover man since you asked, how’s it hanging with you?

 

Way too much info!

 

With pictures I presume?

it’ll be the usual M&S £20 dinner and a sarcastic card from LoveLayla from me. Even before covid would never entertain dinner out. Restaurants splitting the tables all up into couples so close you could help yourself to the dinner of the couple next to you whilst you listen to their mundane waffling, and pay over the odds for the privilege! No thank you.

 

It’s all that unnecessary destruction of woodland you object to, isn’t it? ;-)