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Always Up For A Chat

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by PerryL, May 4, 2021.

  1. Whatever dealership I look at, in my quest to find another bike, Hannah is always in need of a chat. I wander if she is up for it? She seems to follow me around...
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  2. I bet Hannah isn’t Hannah at all.

    might deploy a dick pic and set the wheels in motion
     
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  3. IME, this is an outsourced facility. The person at the end of the chat line is just there to take questions which are passed back to the dealership, they have little or no product knowledge or experience. Andy
     
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  4. Went through this with a car dealer last year. Took me a couple of messages to realise it was an advanced chat bot talking to me. Clever stuff!
     
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  5. Ah feck! It's not even Hannah at all! It's a 'bot with a dick!
     
  6. I think this is destined to be your mission Perry, you need to find the real Hannah. :upyeah:
     
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  7. just trying to help but don't think it's Jackson or Dodd.

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  8. what a bunch of sexist bollocks!
    "Imagining a sexy woman into a motor sport mechanic may only imagined in the movies. In fact, in the real world it happens. Just look at Hannah Johnson, who is the first female mechanic who can handle a Ducati."

    If this is ducati produced, they should be ashamed.
     
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  10. impossible. woman dont make good techs.

































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  11. Neither do some men :D
     
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  12. Ducati America, 10 years ago. What do you expect ? Andy
     
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  13. It is all getting very confusing for a simple soul, now. I take it that she doesn't have a dick?

    Anyone know what's happening with Edinburgh Uni now? I presume that they don't have Ladies and Gents toilets now, as that labels people? You just have "Toilet" and could find anyone in there - men, women, pre and post-op trannies. If you say to your mates, "I'm just going for a slash!", then that is sexist and you could be chastised and even thrown out of uni. It was so much simpler when I went to uni. All that you had to do was learn the course and pass exams. Didn't need to worry about anything else, except dinking to excess. Simple.
     
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  14. What makes ‘going for a slash’ sexist?! May be inappropriate or bad taste, but sexist?
     
  15. Bad taste? WTF?
     
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  16. For some. But some don’t like the word cunt either ;)
     
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  17. Well!........you wouldn’t say that if you were going for a “slash” now would you :neutral:
     
  18. Typical pub chat ‘right, I’m off for a slash you cunt, get the beer in’ back in Hampshire;)
     
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  19. I was taking it that only men have something to wave around and "slash" I dunno, though and stand (literally, as women sit)to be corrected. Just the first thing I thought of.
     
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