Medical Advice - Numb Hand on Trackday

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by RickyX, Jul 15, 2013.

  1. RickyX I would seriously consider not ever going on a bike again if I was you. You are going to need major surgery, splints on your arms, balls in your palms :)eek:), nitorglycerin strapped to you, many trips to the doctor and most probably be signed off work and put on (reduced to 26K/pa) incapacity benefit. fecking scary things bikes. And you are going to need new bars at funny angles, a rear thumb brake, different master cylinders, a quickshifter and then get someone to get the positions all correct for you modified arms. Don't forget to strap a phone to your head so you can call NHS mis-direct too whilst shuffling around the paddock in you straight jacket stylee leathers. :upyeah:
     
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  2. OMG!! I need to lock myself away in a darkened room and make myself better as recommended by Bradders and yourself...
    How will I get home from work today though, I'm on my Monnie...??
     
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  3. Call an ambulance like half the population would ;)
     
  4. just to help you out, i'll give you £5 and take that bike off your hands which is giving you all tht trouble, just being kind
     
  5. That's the answer...taking the bike off my hands has restored the blood flow! Pins n ' needles gone away...result!!
     
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