Quotes

"Ah yes, Frank Sinatra. He met me once y'know?"

Brian Clough

 

"When you walk a mile in another man's shoes, make sure they fit you or you won't 'alf get some blisters"
Anon...

 

Brandy and baby Cham?
Are you spending the night with me?
No! We’ve only just met.
Half of lager landlord.

 

As much use as a 1 legged man in an arse kicking competion

 

Hope your next shit is a hedgehog

 

Two things my wife hates about me. My bad memory and something else?

 

"The decision of whether to stay of go should be made within seven breaths"

The Book of the Samurai

 

If you think you are boring your audience, go slower not faster.

Gustav Mahler

 

Parisian boulevards are lined with trees so that German troops can march in the shade....

Churchill again (i think).

 

"Everything is secret but nothing is hidden" - source emanating vaguely from the direction of Russia.

 

That’s not haemorrhaging money, that’s spending it wisely. The rest of it, you’re wasting.

Me, just now.

 

As the plausibility gap shrinks the populance entrenches in extremes. Empathy is forced out until logic serves no purpose. Weak minds & the corrupt become most vocal while the knowledgable are ridiculed & silenced. Public demonstrations of unquestionable loyalty are encouraged.

<-- Patrick Lyons