Boot Sole Glue Choices? Aka "the Fish Pun Thread"

We started with pollacks, but turtle pretty good

 

I'm threshing around for another, not shark enough

 

I'm having a whale of a time but this thread has lost its porpoise

 

I'm not one to point fish fingers but... Still the whole forum is your oyster, and I mean that from the cockles of my heart!

 

a lot of shellfish comments on here

 

As a shoemaker, this is about the strongest, flexible contact adhesive before you get to the exotic uv curing stuff

 

Is the fish pun in the small print ?

 

holly Batfish, this is a pile of Bull shark. i come on to a Ducody forum and All I'm sea ing is a shoal of old croakers sharing Bass-icaly Cod awful puns. ordinarily i dont mind talking sturgeon or Salmond but freeking Eel.

 

and Fin is the only one in the plaice qualified to comment on here.

 

I'm going to flex my mussels to keep it going

 

someone needs to keep it going or it will be a massive bloater all concerned.

 

Crikey, starts with fishing for comments, ends with dredging the bottom after trawling the internet. Feels like weir swimming against the current. Maybe cast a bigger net? Plenty fish in the…see, nearly..
All caused by being a tight wad, and street ‘urchin’. Probably need scales to weigh up the options put on the table.

Time to clam up. And shell out.

 

A fitting epitaph to this thread, been a laugh, thanks guys