So what have you done today..?

The Royal Maharaja · Oct 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM

El Toro said: ↑

Morning, hope everyone is having a better one than we've had/having...……..Doris went to bed at 10.30pm as she didn't feel well and I followed at around 11pm leaving the pups messing in their pen and the littlest one yelping. Then I think around 2am we heard our older dog scratching and whinging wanting to go out for a poo, so Doris got up till god knows when cos the pups decided they were gonna fuck about and yelp all night.

She then came back to bed...…...I was dozing in and out of sleep but decided to look at the cameras we have in the "family area" at 6am only to see the pups bounding around in the pen narrowly avoiding the shit fest also in there, so I decided to get up to clean the pen.

I lifted the pups out and put them on the sofa then pulled up all the dirty pads, inside and outside the pen and binned them. Came back inside to find one of them had shat and pissed outside the pen, I cleaned that up, binned it again, and mopped the floor. I then opened the blinds to the patio door near the pen and went to make a cuppa...…..only to find another massive pool of piss in the kitchen. I cleaned that up and mopped the floor, and put the kettle on. Turned to go and sit down whilst the kettle was boiling to find 3 lots of shit and piss on the floor near the kitchen door. All these "accidents" done in the split second I had turned my back.

Another rant by me whilst I cleaned it up, mopped the floor and sat down on the sofa (all while the kettle is boiling), Decided to wipe the youngest pup's arse with a wet wipe to see if he was the culprit of the last "accident" and he was...….so I wiped him up , binned the wet wipes, washed my hands, finished making my cuppa and sat down on the sofa.

Then out of the corner of my eye I saw something glistening on the floor by the sideboard so I went to inspect and yes, you guessed it yet another pool of piss done when I had turned my back for 10 seconds. Now that's all cleaned up and I'm able to drink my luke warm cup of tea whilst they are sat on the sofa as if fuck all has happened...……..and all before 8am. I wouldn't care but I've got my first cardiac rehabilitation class today and I'm gonna look fucking dreadful and as if I died for another 8 minutes this morning! Good morning btw

EDIT: I must have suffered brain damage when I said we should get a pup then agreed to get another as a playmate ffs - I've just been to make the big dog her breakfast in the utility room...……..just finished mixing it all up to see the youngest pup walk in and promptly piss all over the utility room floor......FML!
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Cats are where it's at!

Multirider75 · Oct 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM

Phill748 said: ↑

it’s absolute trash isn’t it, every time you see Ducatis etc for sale and they are Superbike factory they are always damaged, broken mirrors etc. I advise all my friends to avoid Superbike factory like the plague, in fact recently had a friend who did buy one there and it’s been back twice for issues before she just got a refund
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I thought it was mostly garbage, and was gobsmacked when the guy reckoned they sell 300 bikes a month.

El Toro · Oct 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM

The Royal Maharaja said: ↑

Cats are where it's at!
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Cats are too destructive. It'll be a tortoise next time.

Pete1950 · Oct 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM

Multirider75 said: ↑

I thought it was mostly garbage, and was gobsmacked when the guy reckoned they sell 300 bikes a month.
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He might not have been telling the truth.

comfysofa · Oct 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM

The first time all year i got to go out with a few friends (apart from the TT) - so spent the afternoon tearing around the Wiltshire countryside. My old RSV4 really comes into its own when being caned....suspension is sublime at highspeed (Nix30 front TTX mk2 Rear) - knackered by the time i got home.

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