So what have you done today..?

Looking at the machine pistol selection, a little disappointed not to see the MP40. But there are a lot of options for death by cop nonetheless.

 

That’s absolutely awesome! And thanks for reassuring us that we are not alone in our immaturity.

I reckon that left to their own devices (ie: without women to nag them*) men would probably never properly grow up


* Don’t @ me @Ducbird - you know I’m right

 

The place i go shooting does air rifles/pistols, airsoft and archery

If a member buys a new airsoft gun or rifle, they have to stand down range and all the other members take it in turns to shoot him with his new gun

My youngest wanted to get in to airsoft, he was happy shooting, right up until we decided that he needed to find out if he could take being shot

About five of us shot the shit out of him

 

I quite feel like doing that. Mine, not yours.

 

Good, so have we.

Day consisted of being woken by my grandson shoving an orange in my face that Santa had apparently left for me.
Followed by breakfast, a walk with the dogs as well, followed by apéritif’s, followed by a big lunch, followed by a nap followed by a quiz, followed by bed. Full Christmas Day I’d say.

 

SCAM SECRETS

Doing nuffink today, but this is worth a listen - and it is a free listen!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002mbxt

 

I've deleted all the banking apps off my main phone. I've got them on my tablet and on a spare phone (different number) but I just want to slow myself down to stop being rushed,

 

Have you put them on your iPad?

 

Not yet. I haven't really sussed the iPad out yet. That is something that I intend to do, so all the banking apps will be there.

 

My introduction to air weapons was half a dozen of us shooting each other with pellets.

 

It would seem I got a hair on the lens.



That's what I just chopped off the back. I'm getting the fear of an inadvertent mullet out of the way from the off. I'll do some more later I daresay. Actually it looks pretty good already! Very sixties! Very Mary Quant. Maybe I can lose enough weight to fit into a miniskirt! I'd be so hot.

I'll get sis to check the back tomorrow and I expect she'll be too astonished to notice I'm aghast at whatever she's got me for my birthday, cos it couldn't be a guitar, motorbike or firearm, and what else is there? I doubt if she's got me so much dope I need a lift home (or, in fact, any).


Anyway, just to confirm that, yes, they did get the date wrong.