If I didn’t have dogs I wouldn’t own a car. I only passed my driving test 8 years ago when Kenny came along. Can’t stand the fucking things. Oooh, people who buy cars.
Royal Mail Purchased 2 mail order items, one was advised delivery Wednesday, one today. As we weren't about for the full time windows on both days, I went onto the tracking website to change both deliveries to Friday when I'm WFH. Got emails acknowledging both to be delivered Friday. Get home today to find a card in the porch telling me they tried to deliver but apparently no-one was in; yes, I know I wasn't in, that's why I told you Friday
Idiots in cars who put their fog lights on when there is a slight mist, which reduces the visibility to still as far as the eye can see before the mistake came down Wankers!!!!
Isn't the wanker the person who made the slight mistake or was the slight mistake putting on the fog lights? Confused...
Okay, here we go... In May '22 I began commuting for work, weekly commuting, by air. I finished in April last year but the scars run very very deep... and it looks like I have to start again, someone pass me the rope.... People eating food on trains, subjecting us to their stink. Rustling of plastic, especially by by those same fucks eating food on said train. Travellers in general that have no clue. People who have no idea how airport security works and spend fucking ages getting their shit out of their pockets and bags for scanning and then still fail the scanner... People who have no fucking clue in airport security and spend hours going back and forth through the metal detection People who don’t fucking listen to the announcements and try to priority board when they have cattle class tickets and keep trying and trying to scan their ticket yet fail to comprehend why they keep getting the big red x meanwhile holding up everyone else & generating pure hatred for their kind... People that don’t have a clue when travelling, have I already said that? People who don’t understand the globally universal etiquette that the poor cunt in the middle seat on planes gets both fucking armrests. Some cunt has halitosis in the seat behind you, and you keep getting wafts now and again that make you vomit in your mouth, no matter where you place the air vent direction. Incessant fucking chatter about utterly inane gash from cunts all around you that even noise cancellation earphones / headphones cannot quieten. Wankers with rotten feet yet they still take their shoes off - utter fucking cunts...! Arseholes sitting watching whatever on their phones, on loudspeaker, instead of using headphones... Arseholes taking phone calls / video calls on speakerphone, where the chat consists of inane meaningless utter nonsense but they have a volume level that makes it like it's the most important shyte ever. Anyone doing anything whatsoever on their phone using speakerphone... Oh yeah and travellers that don’t have a fucking clue, have I mentioned them? People with earphones in staring down at their propaganda delivery devices not having a fucking clue about what’s going on in the real world around them…
I can see you've taken the news badly. I like a bit of tinned Mackerel when I'm traveling, always with a bag of crisps though.
As our resident experienced traveller, where do you stand on people who have no idea how airport security works, so follow the instructions on the posters in the hall, only to be bawled out by the security staff who didn't tell them the instructions on the wall were out of date before they failed the scanner? Yes, it happens.
most i have laughed this week ^ i think you could have at least included "People who haven't got a clue when travelling"
Using the term "They say" Who are They? Whoever they are they have a lot of opinions on a lot of subjects.
Basically anyone incapable of sitting quietly and looking out of the window on public transport. Or navigating life in general without some electronic toy to distract them from genuine thought.
And to that I'd add anyone who considers that sitting in a chair and tapping buttons on a keyboard or pushing a computer mouse around in two inch circles constitutes "work".
