You should be alright now. There's a theory doing the rounds that claims BMW drivers are no longer the biggest arseholes on the road because most of them have bought Teslas.
People who express an opinion, then add "Let that sink in". Implying that we readers are too stupid to understand their point, unless forced to think about it at length.
Similarly, when social media users post trite platitudes passed off as astounding philosophical insight and they add “read it again” on to the end. They’re the online equivalent of people who continually pause for effect after making some bland statement of the obvious as if they’re expecting a round of applause. Such people also frequently smack their lips while doing so and I wish to murder them horribly.
Of course a barrister would never make a bland statement of the obvious, then pause for effect. As though awaiting applause . Perish the thought!
My absolute pet hate. McDonald’s (and we have every known takeaway known to man round here) should be made to come and clear the car park up where I take my dogs every morning.
People saying that they believe things knowing full well that their is absolute evidence to the contrary.
Drivers who don't know the width of their vehicles. Why are you 2 foot on my side of the road? Mind you its usually females driving 4x4s that drive like that. I have found that sticking to my chosen course in my shitty cheap honda has them moving over
Slowly growing a new annoyance for the lack of patience in people wanting to 'learn' something. To the point I sometimes need to preface a conversation with 'to answer and explain, it will take time' only to receive the response 'ah, never mind then'. Or worse... "yea yea, but is there a guide or a video showing how to do it" - it being a multi month effort and hard fucking work.
Always thought he was a grubby, self serving sleazebag. Hopefully those emails will be in a server somewhere unless he’s had his systems forensically cleaned.
People that keep saying listen, when you’re having a conversation. We’re already talking, you have my attention, so get to the fucking point. Whenever someone says it, I reply with “I am”, which usually garners a confused look on their face.
In which case the CPS can add “attempting to pervert the course of justice” to the indictment, and, potentially, ask for him to be remanded in custody pending trial than being granted bail.
People that park in narrow spaces or narrow roads and leave their front wheels turned out, effectively increasing the width of the car. People who park at night on the opposite side of the road facing oncoming traffic with dipped lights on, thus blinding said traffic
