So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Well, thats where it came from in our first house we had a sofa in the spare room which was the most comfortable ever...wife made me get rid of it when we moved....within 20 mins of sitting in it i was usually asleep....
     
  2. Incinerated 45 years of old legal files and papers. 20260313_174821.jpeg
     
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  3. Can you do mine as well please? My set went virtual during Covid and since then every cupboard in my house, two of the wardrobes and quite a lot of floorspace has been occupied by “Ghana Must Go” bags and rubble sacks full of papers. Not only does the clutter annoy me, I’m basically living in the middle of an unlit bonfire.
     
  4. Trust me and as you know, these things creep up on you. Get yourself an incinerator for £20 and burn, baby burn. The bonfire smell stays with you for days but it is joyous to see the piles go down.:grinning:
     
  5. Back in the last century when I got my very first proper job after uni there was a guy in my office (who had worked there several years) but my first week there happened to be his last week working there, so I didn't really get to know him.

    Anyway after he left, when people tried to find certain contract files, they were nowhere to be found. Weeks later it transpired that he'd taken the said files home over a number of weeks before he left and had a huge bonfire in the back garden.
     
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  6. Sounds like a proper bloke then. You should have kept in touch!!
     
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  7. I have to say that in my lifetime there is not a lot more satisfying than a good bonfire:grinning:
     
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  8. I’ve actually got a bincinerator but it’s in my neighbour’s garage and she doesn’t come home very often as she’s got herself a new boyfriend at the fine old age of 70-odd. Also, my terrace is overhung by trees and I have form with these things as I almost set my previous house on fire with one of them, so I also need to ask if I can use her vast garden

    https://www.ducatiforum.co.uk/threads/thank-god-for-smoke-alarms.82491/#post-1753739
     
  9. Probably the owners of the horses.
     
  10. Wait until the new boyfriend arrives, give them 30 minutes then fire it up. She will think the smoke is coming from his passion:joy::joy:
     
  11. Bonfire of the Vanities. Careful you don't end up like Savonarola ...
     
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  12. Had to google that one!! A bonfire at any age is a delight to behold.
     
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  13. Given the reward for incendiary behavior can lead to hanging by the neck until dead, enjoyment of the flames may be overrated?
     
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