(small) Bike Things You've Done Today

Maybe you could remind her that we are all equals now? Coercive behavior is illegal! She can have a bike on her half of the van, and you can have a Monkey on yours!

 

You could both just have e bikes or just the your Wife with you being analogue only.

 

Tried the clutch on my brothers tracer 900gt, to see if I could work it, i managed to pull it in, and let it out again, but it was a bit painful, and I don't think I could do it constantly through the gears, more time needed, or upgrade my bikes to have quickshifters

 

Fitted some straps so I can attach my Kreiga bag.
No idea how I'm going to swing my stumpy leg 6ft in the air to clear the bag and get on .
Beer tokens for two large blokes to come away with me on tour to lift me on and off the bike .

 

Stand on the footpegs to get on

 

Not sure what your bike is, but once im moving on mine I rarely touch the clutch.

 

2019 versys 650 (currently for sale)
2010 gsxr750

Those two will do for now

 

Have you tried the hand exercise gadgets?
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/11674987...F3Fb4bRId-np9q3OLokPV2gR3hFdXMPRoCzVwQAvD_BwE

It may take a bit of time but you'll get there.