Sarah would like to remind you that by accepting the role as the Archbishop, head of the Church of England , she can do whatever the fuck she wants.
Are we absolutely sure it’s not just Welby in a not especially convincing wig? There is more than a passing resemblance, although tbh most CoE clerics tend to look like that.
I have a 50 limit road near me and get drivers doing 30 on a very regular basis - the hand waving and flashing of lights when I go past at 50 always makes me chuckle - stupid cvnts. And for some reason, 23ish MPH is the new 30 round here too…..
You want a Job? Yup You put in an application? Yup You are given the skills you will be asked to speak about? Yup You have been given an interview? Looks that way…… Are you aware this is a very competitive market and you are applying to a market leading company? Sorry what was that? You bother to see what the company/ role you have applied for is about? Nah, sure it will be fine….. Have you got examples or great work you have done that isn't just random shit you do as a hobby? Nah, why would I do that? Three days of this shit, luckily one person was brilliant and one very good. We have two vacancies. I both love and hate interviewing at the same time.
What's the job? If it involves chainsaws, hammers or guns I'm prepared to accept the position. When do you want me to start?
Lazy little torys who order their food shop online so when you go the supermarket you cant move for the poor bastards who have to go round collecting everything for them. TWATS
I’m not a Tory and I order online. It’s convenient and if a van is delivering to 10 addresses, that’s 10 cars less going to the supermarket and back, often more than 1 person in each car and often dragging kids along, all of whom would be taking up space in the aisles. Not to mention the pickers and drivers jobs….
Hilarious. Surely, if they didn’t have the online shoppers clogging up the isles they would be clogging up the isles themselves?Possibly even more so if a couple do the shop, no matter who they vote for. Inconsiderate bastards. Very funny post though. And think of the jobs those lazy little Tory bastards are creating I’m getting to like this thread almost as much as the ‘Spotted Sheds’ thread.
I'm surprised that they're an inconvenience to you. The vans are out of store by 7 and can be out for upto 5 hours before they return for their second drops. The initial early deliveries are picked overnight. You'd be hindered more by those who shopped in-store instead, we used to have online delivery when the kids were infants. There'd be more people instore if they have kids in tow?
I haven't voted Tory since Micheal Howard was leader, so I'm definitely not a tory. But I'm certainly no leftist liberal either. I've only ordered groceries online once, eight years ago when I'd booked a holiday cottage in the highlands for two weeks. I was on a bike and the nearest supermarket was 35 miles away in Inverness. If I'd tried to collect two weeks worth of groceries in person in my tail pack I'd still be there now so I used click and deliver. Does that make me a Cameroon or a Corbynista? I'm very confused.
Oh I know they are cos they wake me up Sunday mornings, crash outside my house, park across pavements and block traffic on a daily basis. Yeh they’re ace
Remember those "little shopper" kiddies shopping trollies many stores used to have before convid? Whoever thougjt that was a good idea should be locked in a padded cell.
I don’t beee..leave it! Sunday mornings? Shopping on a Sunday, inconsiderate. Apparently in Switzerland it’s illegal to mow your lawn on a Sunday. Muccch more civilised. Unless of course you’re a Tory and you own the whole mountain and you can do what the fk you like. Or at least you think you can. The whole world is wrong I tell you. Bastards, shopping, mowing lawns. I remember when the internet made all that awful bloody noise, whizzing and clicking and beeping when you tried to connect. No matter what day of the week it was or what I voted it was bloody noisy. Thank fk those megalomaniac internet bastards have sorted that out.
