So what have you done today..?

You're in the dead poor seats, even I can do that but still no wtf Emoji for me.

 

er...sorry about that...fat fingers?

 

nobody likes a show off.

 

Is that like being a well hung lesbian?

 

I popped into see somebody at this magnificent building today.

 

Tried my suit on, in preparation for a wedding we're going to on Monday, and realised the increase in gym work has meant my legs are the size of tree trunks, so it's a little bit snug. And before you lot say anything, the waist still fits perfectly!

Just need to find somewhere to buy a new suit tomorrow, that caters for real men with proper legs. Any recommendations?

 

More details please. It looks like a lunatic asylum!

 

Could you not buy a Kilt setup? I'm sure they cater for chunky legged folk.

 

You must have a rather well heeled somebody as a friend?

 

I said real men.

 

JJB. Sports Direct. Their shorts are almost trousers these days anyway.