Random Or Interesting News Thread

some interesting results

 

Lefties: Bring back bees and nice stuff


Reformers: bring back brown bears


Etc…

 

Great idea if you can get rid of 70 million human beings and the need to feed and house them.

 

Reformers: not brown bears, white polar bears only

 

I've had a couple of bins missed on collection day too if thats what you mean by "failed refuse collections". I just rang the council. Both times they asked me to leave the lin out at the end of my drive. Both times someone came and emptied it within a couple of days,

 

Bored retiree creates supersized household objects

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn78e1vzk5vo

 

Utterly pointless, but he is a fine craftsman without a doubt.

 

You’ve gotta have a hobby I guess.

 

He made a giant clothes peg instead of taking his CBT.

 

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?

 

A Compulsory Basic Training (CBT) bike test. He could now be whizzing around on a Van Van 125, with giant pencils left in his past!

 

"with giant pencils left in his past!"

is that one of those double entrail things?

 

One of The Borrowers found living in Peterborough.

 

Is in the case of the woman who walked into the a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre……
so he gave her one.

 

I reckon I'm the only one who noticed his huge nut & bolt have a left-hand thread