Featured 899 Alston / Hartside Photo, - Update From Piss Taking Mates !,

Discussion in 'Panigale' started by Poucher, Apr 14, 2026.

  1. Hi guys, purely by chance last week I was riding up Hartside when a pro photographer was doing a photo shoot of cars / bikes using that route, I came around an “ S” bend and nearly shat :poop: myself cos I thought it was a copper with a speed gun for a moment, so I had rolled off a bit compared to my normal velocity,…ahem ;)
    One of the guys did a quick google that night, found us and I’ve since bought the high quality digital images, first time in 12 years I’ve had any pictures of me actually riding the bike and I’m quite pleased with them,..it almost looks like I know what I’m doing ffs :D !!..

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    The cool thing is that it’s a young lady who takes these pics, Mellisa Haig is her name and she’s contactable on instagram as “ Melonsnaps” I believe, she’s great to deal with and I’m dead pleased with the images, I know she does Hartside, Helmsley and Croft
    If you were up Hartside on the 8th April it’s worth searching her images on Instagram, you never know :upyeah:
     
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  2. Cool.
     
  3. I was always baffled when I’d seen photographers buried in the hedges when out for a ride until one positioned themselves on my favourite stretch of road. They kindly left a board a few hundred metres before and after their position. When I found the pics online I began to understand the appeal!

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  4. if you join the group bikers unite on fb its normally advertised when shes about
     
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  5. Social media snappers are at Hartside all the time through the summer. A favourite spot is the last hairpin before the summit. Why I don't know as it's too tight for really photogenic heroics. At least it's been resurfaced now. It was all potholes and gravel and you had to tiptoe round it and they were still taking pics.
    Beware up there on weekends. The police operate drones. They'll get you on the road up to the summit on the Alston side as well - and that's a potentially very fast road if you feel so inclined. At least the pass is so twisty there's a limit to how much damage you can do to your licence.

    I could tell you where the drone operator usually parks his van and trailer but I'm not sure that would be a wise move legally on a public social media platform...
    Just be careful up there.

    I'm lucky enough to live only 30-40 minutes away from Hartside so I tend to go up there on weekday evenings when it's quiet.
     
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  6. Much like most of the notable passes in Europe where there are photographers that must do a decent trade. Not a big price to pay for the memories of past tours.

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  7. Now its illegal to tell people to slow down (due to a speed van). Its illegal to flash your lights too apparently, though I always do it.

    Its time to tell the police and the government to F.O.
     
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  8. The police even got involved with a roadside photographer that was taking pictures on Fish Hill, near Broadway on the edge of the Cotswolds, on the grounds that he posted on social media when he was going to be there and hence was encouraging anti-social behaviour. A case of over-reach if ever there was one.

    EDIT: Here's the police article about it.
     
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  9. I saw camera van a few weeks ago on the A69 heading into Newcastle. I was traveling the other way on the opposite carriageway so I had a good look at it. It had drawn my attention because it had orange flashing lights on the roof and I thought FFS not more roadworks in the morning. As I went past I saw clearly that is was a police camera van with the black glass panel in the back. But with orange flashing lights and red and yellow striped rear doors it looked exactly like a highway maintenance van. Seems they're using camoflage now.
     
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  10. That middle shot looks like the turn on Stelvio that features in many Youtube videos.
     
  11. Well it seems to me if we all keep bending over and taking it, there will never be an end to the queue.
     
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  12. #12 Bumpkin, Apr 15, 2026
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  13. Thanks, most of the corners on that side of the Stelvio are effectively blind due to the retaining walls; wide in, tight to the right on the way out. Leave some leeway and be prepared to correct, or even stop, if necessary (steep inside cambers can easily catch out the unwary). With coaches and cyclists, let alone cars and other bikes, some taking up more than their fair share of road it tends to be pretty hairy. The photographer at that corner also has the video camera running and does regular whoopsie compilations, see his YouTube channel.
     
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  14. Yep, that’s how I recognised it.
     
  15. First time I went to the tt I went with a lad off the 675 forum and his dad. Doing a lap for the first time and I could see his dad was super unconfident, he was getting passed by all sorts of hoolies and not enjoying it etc. he was on a triumph trophy too lol. Absolute sail boat over the mountain etc..
    We came through Ramsey and got up to the hairpin where all the camera boys were (and plod) where he performed the most pathetic low side I’ve ever seen in my life trying to work out the gradient, not get target fixation and how many beans he needed to apply on the rhs haha
    I wish I had that photo (and we can still laugh about it).
     
  16. One of my mates thought he could do better with the photo image….

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    What can you do with them eh??? :joy::joy::joy: !!!
     
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  17. Good pictures all

    My humble contribution - windy corner on a brand new R1.

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    South of France for the Bol d'Or
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  18. It's my belief that the location of many (bot NOT all) speed vans and drone operator's positions are published on your local county council's "Road Casualty Reduction Unit" website or constabulary's page, or through one or other of their social media pages. There is always the question of entrapment if they are hidden from view but IMHO, this is never a sound argument in court.
     
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  19. No, I'd be vastly surprised if it stood up in court.
    But your honour, I was only doing 100 mph on a 60 limit because I didn't think the police were watching. If I'd known they were hiding in a bush I wouldn't have done it. Please let me off.
    I can't see that approach receiving a sympathetic response..
     
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