…you'd treat yourself to if you’d just become a trillionaire? I’ll start Chippy tea Some new socks Ummm…
Ducati Diavel V4 straight away. Then after calling the Ducati dealership I would be on the phone to Bering Yachts. This Bering 65 is ocean going, steel hull. Sail it from the UK up to Norway, or down to the Med - no Orcas are going to be causing you any trouble It is owner manageable - you do not need a specialist crew - though you probably have to read the instruction manual a few times I like the idea of that.
A trillionaire? First I'd probably buy a tricycle, because why the hell not? Then shop around for a volcanic island. Then start assassinating.
A portugese passport and a nice secluded house somewhere on the Azores. I'd probably get the fecking passenger window winder fixed on my van as well....
An Expedition style Motor-Sailer is certainly on my list, but actually nothing too big, @40" max for ease of mooring and being able to single hand it'