Being fairly new the the wonderful world of Ducati and this particular forum I get a little intimidated from time to time by the etiquette. In the cycling world it's simple, there is a set of Rules scripted by the Velominati that guide us through all those difficult decisions on what to ride, what to wear etc. Velominati › The Rules Now, if there were such a thing as the Ducatinati, what Rules would we write to guide those new members into the fold?
There is a rule - Newcomers are not to eaten. Unless you're hungry, then you're allowed to eat a newcomer. This rule is not only strictly enforced, it is also generally ignored. I hope that's clear!
Rule 6 Yellow is faster than red if you own yellow if you own red then it is faster than yellow. # if you own both then you're a show off....
Sorry, the above must be rule 6, Rule 5 has to be: Ducati's are uncomfortable, if you have an issue with it either sell or harden the fuck up.
The formula is different if you are happily married: Rule 5a: (N+1)<=D. where N+1 is always less than equal to divorce
Rule 9: If you own a Panigale do not mention a heat issue; the F or P suspension setting or seat discomfort/grip.
Rule 9: You can't see behind you, the mirrors are crap, but thou shalt not fit bar end mirrors, instead thou shalt learn the "chicken wing"
