The Rules

Rule 24: if you own a marque other than Ducati you must try to subvert as many people away from the brand as possible, despite still loving the bikes

 

Rule 25: you must have tasted veal at least once.

 

Rule 25: Dont deny their shortcoming, else you will just accept second best forever. They will come good eventually. As long as we keep on moaning about it.

 

Rule 26: Make sure no-one has posted a rule before youve had a chance to edit the rule number.

 

My leathers are that tight nothing rises! not even if i see a bit of hot fluff walking down the street

 

Riding around with a hard on..... Yep I own a ducati as well!

 

Rule 27: No matter what bikes Ducati come out with in future, the Desmosedici will always be the Daddy

 

Rule 28, Ducatis are not uncomfortable, you are weak, man the F... up.

OGR

 

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Agree with your 999 / Desmo thoughts!

 

Should you decide to purchase an SC to commute to your media job in London, always adhere to the mandatory prescribed uniform of checked shirt, hipster beard and open face helmet. Ensure you retain your scooter in case the Ducati suffers a catastrophic malfunction (such as a dry chain or dead battery).

 

Rule 29: Please feel free to squirm...it's a machine, ffs!

 

Rule 30: when at Box Hill or other such gathering, be sure to wander the rows of bikes; scoffing at the woose lines and the inappropriate use of anodising.

 

Rule 31: When at Box Hill, do your best to look under 60...

 

Rule 32: ...so leave the strada at home.

 

Rule 32: 848's & 899's are for wimmin

 

Rule 34: your mom is for wimmin.

 

Rule 35 : always use the words Corse, RS or a racers name after your bike to enhance its provenance.....

 

rule 36 : learn about italian elecrtics ...........fast

 

rule 37 : the engine paint is not flaking the bike is rejecting

 

Rule 38 : Promote white as a cool colour