What Wouldn't Surprise You ?

Mr bloom is a peado

 

Winter will be abnormal weather since last winter

 

A drought will soon be announced.

 

Cabbage is healthy

 

It wouldn't surprise me if i found my van wheel clamped for being parked outside my house at 10.02 in the morning as my permit has run out... Wouldnt surprise me that despite the fact i live in the street and pay council tax for the privilege and road tax and fuel duty and that whilst i was on the phone to pay the wheel clamp fee they towed me and it now is going to cost 300.00.
Wouldnt surprise me if i had to walk to work as buses dont take cash anymore...

 

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest to learn that this money-grubbing, poverty-stricken, morally bankrupt and spiritually destitute society of ours is totally fucked.

 

Wouldn't surprise me if my ideal job was a gynaecologist :Happy:

 

"I'm no gynaecologist ... but if you like, Missus, I'll take a look ..."

 

Wouldn't surprise me if I was the world's only lesbian with a dick... oh, don't count I guess as I am :Happy:

 

The NHS will be completely privatised within 5 years

 

if i wake with a hang over and a fat bird

 

i wouldnt be suprised if they ban bank holidays to make us work more ..........

 

I think he is the only person in denial over that one..

 

the wife's away tonight so what i have planned for later probably wont surprise me in the slightest.

 

I won't be surprised if:

A new global financial meltdown happens again in the next few years.
The whole global internet goes down for some reason.
The next government is another coalition.

 

Milibland getting elected PM :Arghh:

 

..if Donald Duck would make a better pm than Milliband

 

Scientifically proven that dogs think we are stupid