What Wouldn't Surprise You ?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by wroughtironron, Jul 27, 2014.

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  1. we?
     
    #41 finm, Jul 30, 2014
  2. It wouldn't surprise me if all Americans were actually full of shit
     
    #42 El Toro, Jul 30, 2014
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  3. Bottled water confirmed as proof that you can sell anything to the gullible
     
    #43 wroughtironron, Jul 30, 2014
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  4. Agree........we buy 8 two litre bottles of Morrisons spring water every week :Arghh:
     
    #44 clueless, Jul 30, 2014
  5. bit of a onesum going on?
     
    #45 chizel, Jul 30, 2014
  6. what ever made think that? ,haven't touched it since i was 18.
    got a bit of a dairy product intolerance going on for the last few years so i am banned from eating cheese.
    makes me fart like a trumpet. but i LOVE cheese on toast. so it was a bit of a cheese fest on top of my king rib supper. honestly we can nuke the Russians screw there gas. just connect a hose pipe to my ass, i will keep the home fire's burning.
    you listened to them crooked vultures yet?.
     
    #46 finm, Jul 30, 2014
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  7. I'm crying with laughter and have yet to read back to see the reason for this post!
     
    #47 DaffyDuc, Jul 30, 2014
  8. Jo Brand and John Sergeant are the same person

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    #48 wroughtironron, Jul 31, 2014
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  9. On the same theme

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    #49 El Toro, Jul 31, 2014
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  10. that women live longer than men, because they aren't married to women
     
    #50 wroughtironron, Jul 31, 2014
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  11. That for the second month running tescos were unable to find a suitable alternative substitute for the toilet rolls I'd ordered
     
    #51 Char, Aug 1, 2014
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  12. Men who are married to women live longer than men who are single and women who are married to men live shorter than women who are single.
     
    #52 johnv, Aug 1, 2014
  13. I won't use the recycled ones, you don't know who used them first.
     
    #53 johnv, Aug 1, 2014
  14. ? say that a lil slower...
     
    #54 chizel, Aug 1, 2014
  15. #55 chizel, Aug 1, 2014
  16. It's like going to the gym. Lifting weights makes you stronger and more resistant. Similarly living with women enduring stress every day toughens you up for the long haul.
     
    #56 gliddofglood, Aug 1, 2014
  17. Come on, folks, we all know this - married men don't actually live longer, it only feels that way.
     
    #57 Loz, Aug 1, 2014
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  18. I can still dance
     
    #58 Evoarrow, Aug 1, 2014
  19. I always find it odd there aren't more men living on their own
     
    #59 Char, Aug 1, 2014
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  20. If I was a woman I would definitely be gay.
     
    #60 johnv, Aug 1, 2014
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