Excuses, Excuses ...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Pete1950, Aug 26, 2014.

  1. I’m too ill. I’m too old/young. I’m too fat/thin. I’m poor. I’m looking after a house. I’m more the ideas type. I’m far more valuable at HQ organising stuff. I forget where I left my boots. I’m too wealthy to be risked. I haven’t renewed my passport / never had a passport. I couldn’t break the law by crossing borders without a passport. I’m allergic to foreign foods. I need my medications. I’m a coward.

    What's your best excuse?
     
  2. I don't fuckin' want to... :upyeah:
     
  3. is cowardice an excuse or a way of life?
     
  4. deaf dumb and blind mate.;)
     
  5. But you can still be a pinball wizard.
     
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  6. My excuse is the truth. Otherwise you have to remember all your lies. Truth is easier to remember as it happened.
     
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  7. Not tonight. Ive got a headache
     
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  8. People respect the truth even if they dont like it. But Ive had 5 days off sick in 4yrs. That was all an ear infection. I dont get sick really. Never had Flu. Only ever get sniffles from a cold, maybe a cough. Not enough to take time off work.
     
  9. 5days off, sounds like a holiday to me. i generally tell it like it is, unless i think i am gonna offend somebody
     
  10. For not doing something, for not going somewhere, for not contributing/helping/volunteering, for sitting on your backside.
     
  11. I don't want to die, because I will only come back as me.
     
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  12. could be worse, i could come back as you. :smile:
     
  13. I wouldn't, if I were you.........
     
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  14. :smile:
     
  15. If only I was a man :)
     
  16. but that would make ElT. a bit a eh dirty boy.aye.
     
  17. "I forgot my care face."
     
  18. SWMBO won't let me...
     
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