What Wouldn't Surprise You ?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by wroughtironron, Jul 27, 2014.

  1. That whilst being a thoroughly splendid "lunch", 13 hours on the vin de pays is more of a day out than a lunch in anyone's book...
     
  2. Dog snores mean they are pretending to sleep
     
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  3. i am as changeable as the wind
     
  4. Fins been at the cheese again
     
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  5. orwell.png
     
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  6. Half of you couldn't wear a tyre down to the chicken
     
  7. or even want to....
     
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  8. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if, despite their recent run of victories at home, Plymouth Devils don't win an away match all season and end up bottom of the Speedway Premier League again this year...
     
  9. If the tattoo industry announced that coloured inks which last a lifetime have finally been developed - so long as it's blue.
     
  10. Cliff Richard likes boys
     
  11. I've heard it's living doll sex toys..
     
  12. Any bugger who can release "The Lords Prayer" as a single, already has a criminal record
     
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  13. if Briton doesn't have talent
     

  14. Well, you will insist on those fancy 12 ply ones infused with unicorn tears and ewok musk.
     
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  15. Marquez wins again
     
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  16. The Welsh decide that if the Jocks get more powers or independence, they too can go it alone, (especially with all the leek fields as yet untapped)
     
  17. that the uninformed have even less than i anticipated.
     
  18. Thats like being judged stupid by a cauliflower.
     
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  19. exactly and i aint the green one. or like some yellow
     
  20. So a racist vegetable. perfect material for a copper. Your a nark.
     
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